Latest LMAO VPN builds are readyChoose Windows or Android in the download section.

LMAO VPNInternet without the bullshit

Open the app, choose a server, and get back to the internet. No maze of settings and no pretending that a dead tunnel is “connected”.

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We do not collect browsing history or traffic content.

One tap to connect

Connection

Protected

🇳🇱 Amsterdam42 ms

2 hfor one rewarded ad

3devices with Premium

24/7access with no timers on Premium

Choose your platform

Download LMAO VPN.

Choose Windows, Android or the official Happ connection for iPhone.

Windows

Installer for Windows 10 and 11. Install once; future updates are available inside the app.

Windows 10/11x64v0.6.25

Download for Windows

Android

APK for Android 8 and newer. Update from 0.4.9 or newer without reinstalling. Only 0.4.8 and earlier require a one-time reinstall, which resets local settings.

Android 8+ARM64v0.4.29

Download for Android

iPhone

Connect through Happ with a personal LMAO VPN XHTTP/REALITY profile issued by our Telegram bot.

iOSHappPremium

Connect iPhone

Windows and Android update in-app. The iPhone key is personal and issued in the bot.

Why LMAO VPN

Less interface. More internet.

The important things stay visible: whether the tunnel actually works, which server you use, and how much access remains.

01 / HONEST CONNECTION

Connected means connected.

The app marks the connection as protected only after the server answers and traffic is moving.

Built for switching networks

The tunnel restores when you move between Wi‑Fi and mobile data.

A server without guessing

Choose a location yourself or let the app pick the best available route.

Simple pricing

Pay for access. Nothing else.

Use Free when VPN is occasional. Choose Premium when it is part of your everyday internet.

Free

Free access

$0forever

No bank card required

Start free

Watch one rewarded ad whenever you need another two hours.

Free includes

2 hours of VPN for one ad
Germany and the Netherlands
1 active device
Repeat to extend by another 2 hours

Best everyday deal

Premium

Full access

$3/ month

250 ₽ · billed monthly

Get Premium at launch

Flexible monthly access with no ads or connection timers.

Everything in Premium

Every available location and priority servers
Up to 3 devices with one LMAO ID
Highest available speed
No ads or connection timer

Crypto payment: USDC/USDT · Solana, TON, Ethereum, Arbitrum

Three devices includedUse one Premium account on your phone, tablet, and computer.

20% off for a yearA year costs 2,400 ₽ or 29 USDC/USDT.

Pay once, keep itLifetime access costs 4,490 ₽ or 54 USDC/USDT.

Referral program

Invite a friend. Both of you win.

Share your personal link from the Referral tab in the LMAO VPN app. Discounts apply automatically to monthly Premium payments.

Rewards are counted only after a referral's payment is confirmed.

Withdraw from $3. Crypto payouts only.

Your friend70 · 50 · 25%

Off their first 3 monthly Premium payments.

Your reward15% × 12

From each referral's confirmed payments during their first 12 months.

Free Premium+1 MONTH

After each friend's second payment, plus another month when 3 friends pay.

10 paying friends20% FOREVER

A permanent discount on your monthly Premium plan.

Three steps

Download. Choose. Connect.

Choose the LMAO VPN version for your device and manage future updates directly in the app.

Install the app

Choose your platform, download the current build, and follow the installer prompts.

Choose access

Get two hours through Free or use Premium without timers.

Tap connect

Choose a location or let LMAO VPN select the route.

Internet without the bullshit.

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